You’re a little hard to swallow. With your tacky romantic drama and your defender-of-the-helpless act. Only it isn’t an act, which makes you more unbearable. Please feel free to take this personally.

(Source: everdeenkattniss)

chrissipumpkin:

noworseforwear:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

fuck

THIS IS EVEN BETTER WITH THE ARTICLE!!

Senator, this is your arena. I feel I must return my mine. I have decided to go back to Naboo.

(Source: lancelotfan)

July 23rd / 96
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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

sleepypinkelephants:

"Happy Heterosexual Awareness month!"

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"STRAIGHT PRIDE"

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"the A stands for Ally :)"

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July 22nd / 127
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You’d rather keep it real than be likeable.

(Source: rogerackroyd)

July 21st / 574
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